So It’s Thursday!!

Let’s back up a bit. Did everyone have a great 4th of July? I hope you did and I hope you filled up on all things American and still love this great country and all of the freedoms it provides. Because Ariana Grande doesn’t.  At least she didn’t when she was licking donuts over the weekend saying she hated America.

Girl. Come ON. There are so many things wrong with this scenario. Let’s start with you’re in a donut shop sneak-LICKING donuts on a tray. Hilarious. If you’re 4. Disgusting to all ages.

Then you watch the donut shop employee (who, let’s be honest is probably star-struck quickly followed by highly confused) take the tray of licked donuts away and replace them with something else that hasn’t been licked and you think it’s wasteful. Well….yeah…but if you hadn’t licked them someone could have eaten them. And we all know you aren’t going to be that someone. Sorry I’m not sorry that I can’t figure out how to feel bad for you in this situation. #hatersgonnahate

Also, is this the year of the donut or something? I’ve seen these pool floats literally everywhere and am just wondering if I’m out of the loop. I’m still trying to figure out how to use “on fleek” so I’ve got my hands full with that.

donutAfter the 4th, Husband and I went to the coast with his family for a few days.  We had a blast, got some good family time in, and enjoyed the gorgeous weather.  Plus, it’s always fun to take a road trip.  Especially one on which you make one of the most amazing mixes entitled “Summer 2015” like it’s actually Summer 2001 and N’Sync is still rockin’ your CD burner.  Only this was on my iPhone in the new Music app and none of my songs skip because of a bad internet bandwidth on Napster.

Go ahead. You can be jealous of “Summer 2015.” Or Summer 2001.

So after a few days out of the office and after the drive back, which did not get it’s own super mix, I found myself unpacking and feeling the Sunday Blues thinking about going back to work. Until one of life’s little blessings bestowed itself upon me. I realized that today was Thursday. NOT MONDAY!

Does that happen to anyone else? Let me tell you, it put some serious pep in my step today. And not just that, but I only have 2 days in the office before the weekend.  They don’t call me an event planner for nothing, y’all. I played this one exactly right.

So sadly, that’s the most excitement I’ve seen between today and yesterday. Essentially this post was written to touch base and acknowledge that Ariana Grande is in fact, not a smart pop star.  But her VH1 “Pop-up Video” would probably be amazing.

Now excuse me while I go You Tube some “TRL” and try to get back in mix-making mode.

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TGI…What Day Is It?

I’m going to try to leave my sour mood out of this post and spare y’all on a Friday, which is usually the most awesome day of the week.  Mine has acted WAAAYY too much like a Monday for my taste.  Snarky emails, lots of requests and changes, and lots of brainpower & patience required…of which I’m out.

However, life could be worse.  Your stolen iPhone could lead the cops to your drug stash. BUMMER. Does this guy look like someone who could outsmart Apple? Nay.  Just a tip, if you’re going to be dumb enough to steal an iPhone (or anything for that matter), maybe don’t carry your stash of heroin and drug paraphernalia ON you. There’s a little app called “Find my iPhone” and it did just that.  Police traced the phone to a convenience store and arrested this sharp individual.  Just in case…don’t steal and don’t do drugs. And especially don’t steal a smartphone. They’re actually living up to their names.

Be smart this weekend folks! No one likes a jailbird.

Fuel for Your Monday Tank

How was your weekend?  Mine was really good. Except for when I woke up Saturday morning and had to sit at the vet with Winnie for 1 1/2 hours because she was gnawing on her paw again.  Poor lil’ Punkin….I think she’s allergic to her hands.  (See here.)

Anyway, after our bonding session I did all of nothing but hang with the Mommies (Moo’s new name…because she’s going to be one!) and Poops.  We hit up La Cantera and did some light window shopping and actually resisted the temptation to buy anything. Miracle. In. Itself.

So I was just wondering if you guys were having as difficult a time as I was acknowledging that the weekend is over. If you are…let this little gem of a site make you smile, giggle, and pass the hours.  Three and counting.

You’ll enjoy very obvious Seinfeld-esque humor as described here:

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Have a great day and enjoy!