…words cannot express my elation over the end of the political commercials.
I don’t even remember what actual commercials sound like anymore.
I guess they have lots of jingles and maybe Christmas music, judging by what I’ve heard so far, which totally confuses me.
I hear “Jingle Bells” in the background of a sweater commercial and I swear to you I feel like I’m in a soap opera and have “lost time” for a few weeks. In addition to the fact that if I wore a sweater outside right now I would have sweat rings in seconds.
Please world, return to normal and follow the calendar we all learned in Pre-K. The one where Thanksgiving is next and the months are indicated by snowflake clip art. Mmmkay?