So nice to meet you. And so happy you’ll be vacationing in Florida right before we are! Please do us all a favor and leave the beach alone. This is a much needed, much deserved vacay and we’d all just love it if it didn’t include watching static tv stations and playing hours of “Scene It: Friends Version” inside on the DVD player. (Mostly because I’d dominate and instantly be thrown out of the game.)
On another note. Poops won a “spa day” for 10 friends and it took place on Saturday. This was a working vacation, if you know what I mean. I will not reveal the names of the semi-innocent because that’s just not right, but let me tell you, it’s the last time any of us will be entering a contest at the nail salon. The products were alright if you consider “relaxing” to be scrubbing your own hands and giving yourself a foot massage with assorted lotions. If that’s your thing, you would have loved this. When I relax, I don’t enjoy scrubbing my own feet or having lotions applied to only one side of my face. To each their own.
So I mentioned that I’m a homeowner now–big things have been happening while I haven’t been posting–and it’s a lot of work! Unfortunately for you guys, my posts will now probably include very “Old School”-like sprinklings of “I scrubbed my bathroom floor free of glue this weekend” or “I listened to Spotify and watered my new grass for an hour and a half on Sunday” and “I got dressed up to go to Home Depot/Lowes”…because I did and you DO see a lot of people there. It’s better for you to anticipate comments like this and actually be surprised with exciting stories…kind of like dreading going to a party and then you end up having the time of your life.
So there’s your weekend recap–exciting, I warned you. Everyone have a great Monday and hope that Florida is still intact next week–for my sake and of course, those who live there!