Can we all just agree that this is not good? The haircut, the look, the path she’s on. And she’s engaged? I guess I expected her to be a child bride…her dad IS Billy Ray Cyrus and we all know how much he hates an achy breaky heart. Must run in the family so she’s hooking them early. I’m a little surprised she snagged an Aussie…and a Hunger Games Aussie at that. I would have thought maybe more like a Levi Johnston, D-lister.
On another note, Britney Spears may have cold feet. Which I find hard to believe after all of those years of traipsing through gas stations barefoot with Cheetos. Is there a coincidence that I mention her with this picture staring me in the face? No coincidence, I’m just saying that if Miley keeps skipping down this road she may have no hair, 2 kids, and Billy Ray balancing her checkbook. Just a heads up ladies…it can take an ugly turn fast.
And finally on a completely different note, Homeland starts again on September 30th and I CANNOT WAIT. If you haven’t watched it, you still have time to Netflix or do whatever and catch up. Trust me, you will not be disappointed. At last not nearly as much as you probably are in this post.
Normally, especially after a year long hiatus, I would want you to stay on my site and read my blog. (I’m funny like that.) But I have to pass along a site that was just recently sent my way–and if you’re not into Us Weekly or pop-culture you’d be better off not boring yourself because you won’t be able to keep up. Please visit Suri’s Burn Book and let me know how much you enjoy it. I think it’s going to be a lot. Nay. SO MUCH!!! (Apologies to your employers…this will derail you.)
So nice to meet you. And so happy you’ll be vacationing in Florida right before we are! Please do us all a favor and leave the beach alone. This is a much needed, much deserved vacay and we’d all just love it if it didn’t include watching static tv stations and playing hours of “Scene It: Friends Version” inside on the DVD player. (Mostly because I’d dominate and instantly be thrown out of the game.)
On another note. Poops won a “spa day” for 10 friends and it took place on Saturday. This was a working vacation, if you know what I mean. I will not reveal the names of the semi-innocent because that’s just not right, but let me tell you, it’s the last time any of us will be entering a contest at the nail salon. The products were alright if you consider “relaxing” to be scrubbing your own hands and giving yourself a foot massage with assorted lotions. If that’s your thing, you would have loved this. When I relax, I don’t enjoy scrubbing my own feet or having lotions applied to only one side of my face. To each their own.
So I mentioned that I’m a homeowner now–big things have been happening while I haven’t been posting–and it’s a lot of work! Unfortunately for you guys, my posts will now probably include very “Old School”-like sprinklings of “I scrubbed my bathroom floor free of glue this weekend” or “I listened to Spotify and watered my new grass for an hour and a half on Sunday” and “I got dressed up to go to Home Depot/Lowes”…because I did and you DO see a lot of people there. It’s better for you to anticipate comments like this and actually be surprised with exciting stories…kind of like dreading going to a party and then you end up having the time of your life.
So there’s your weekend recap–exciting, I warned you. Everyone have a great Monday and hope that Florida is still intact next week–for my sake and of course, those who live there!
What the heck did we do before Pinterest? Seriously. Before I had no good ideas. Now I have everyone else’s good ideas. Genius.
Slow golf clap for you, Pinterest.
that didn’t happen–the new blog with Poops. Nor did my writing anything at all at any time in the last almost year to the date. I find that a little impressive. So with that, I’ve decided (yet again) to celebrate another year of DWC by starting to post again–I don’t blame you for even a second if you don’t believe me. I sort of don’t, but I have the best intentions, right?
Lots of new things have happened in a year. I’m an aunt to the coolest kid in town. I’m a homeowner (expect to hear more about that). I’ve had some fun adventures at work–including planning a wedding (for a fellow employee…way more to that one–can you be fired for sharing that?). And lots more things I can’t think of right now because they so clearly made an impact. So there’s the excitement you’re going to get here! Stay tuned…it may or may not get better than this post.