Why have you taken so long to get here? I’ve been waiting all week. Seriously. Let’s get on with this already and bring your friends Saturday and Sunday. They can hang out as long as they’d like.
In all seriousness though…it’s been an insanely crazy week. Work has gotten the best of me and as I sit here writing what might be the most pointless post ever, I’m finding myself drifting off to sleep.
So here’s what I’ll do…let’s recap some tv from this week. Because literally…that’s about all I’ve got. SPOILER ALERT BELOW…I’m not censoring for those of you who haven’t watched. Do your jobs and catch up.
#1: Dancing with the Stars– I haven’t really been keeping up as much as I should. But I do know that Niecy Nash went home. Which sucks because she really brought “entertainment” to the show. I honestly don’t really care who wins now, but I think it will be the Pussycat Doll.
#2: Real Housewives of New Jersey– Get into this now. RIGHT NOW. I’m just sayin’…Danielle is crazy, Dina is unusually sweet, Jacqueline apparently has lost all memory of Danielle’s craziness, Teresa is ready to come to blows with Danielle, and Caroline has the funniest family ever. Ham Game. ‘Nuff said. I wouldn’t mind hanging out with them and you BET I’m waiting for that episode where someone pulls out a 9mm at a charity event. I love you Jersey.
#3: Lost– A little slow this week, but still really good. Not sure that I needed a full hour of that back story, but hopefully they’ll surprise me. AND…I’m not sure all of these questions are going to be answered in 2 episodes. Again…I’m ready to be shocked.
#4: Glee– I’ve never watched it before. And Tuesday’s episode didn’t really sell me on it. However, I’ll give it another shot because I’ve heard from multiple people who say it’s awesome. And that I should watch the Madonna episode. I won’t count you out yet, Glee.
#5: Modern Family– You know how I feel about this. BEST. SHOW. EVER. It’s truly so smart, hilarious, and I really still can’t decide who I love most. One of my favorite lines from this week came from Manny talking to Luke:
“I noticed some lovely tweens down by the kids’ club, maybe we can find a nice spot near them by the pool and send over a couple of virgin Mai Tais. They may be interested in two sophisticated men like us.”
#6: Grey’s Anatomy– Finally a good season again! So, Christina and Owen are having major issues. Derek and Meredith are trying to have a baby and build a house. Lexi was basically proposed to by McSteamy. Alex has no idea he’s about to lose his girlfriend (which will totally make him a jerk again). Bailey is finally getting a little action. And Teddy is an eavesdropper. I think that’s about it. The finale next week is going to be good. But Grey’s writers…please don’t almost kill Meredith again. That would just be exhausting.
#7: Private Practice– Wow. Sad sad season finale last night. Dell died. And left his poor orphaned daughter with who knows who. (Char & I are betting that Addison will adopt her.) Violet and Pete are going to give it another go. Addison basically assaults Sam at the end…so I guess they’re going to be dating next season. Naomi’s boyfriend left her to die. (I thought only cats did that…) Cooper and Charlotte are engaged. Sheldon is still vanilla–I really can’t get into this guy. At. All. Maya and her baby lived–go Addison. And I just realized that Amelia is Derek’s sister.Interesting.
#8: The Hills– This show is getting creepier and creepier. Spencer is legitimately insane. Heidi…I have no words.
#9: The City– Kelly Cutrone is amazing. I’m not sure where Oliva Palermo gets off thinking she’s big time at a magazine. Really, Kelly made the show this week season.
I wish I had a #10 to round things out. Sorry for such a lame post, but comment on your favorite shows of the week…maybe I can pick up a #10 from there! Happy Friday and have a GREAT weekend!!